Recently, my best friend had some big news moments. See, her book -- coming out, oh, I don't know, basically today -- has made some advances in terms of where and how it will exist in future publishing arenas.
By which I mean, I don't think I can give away the details that I accidentally did before, so I'm being intentionally vague and syntactically confusing. Grammar rules!!!
Hahahaha. Grammar...rules...get it? Yes, pun intended. I am so hoping to be nerd-famous by association.
But of course, good things must come in threes. (Hey, if bad things always do, why not good? I'm equal-opportunity that way.) So along with the prospects of international travel and lightening the weight of a suitcase filled with copies of her opus, it would seem that some sparkle and smiles are also in the picture. Vicarious happiness (and deco diamonds) light up my life. Huzzah!
Now, can someone tell me how to say "Will you visit me in Hilton Head?" in Urdu?