From Reuters, we learn that The Police have a sense of humor about reuniting. Or are just desperate for money.
From Defamer, we learn that most of the entertainment bloggers are pretty much the same age as I am ("Dune's Feyd-Rautha, the band leader from the Dennis Miller Show, and an unnamed drummer have announced their intentions to embark upon a worldwide tour as a musical act. This "super group," as it were, will travel under the name of The Police. Should be interesting.") and can make that joke far more amusing.
Donations of Bonnaroo tickets welcome.