that's what friends are for

Ideas for Rachel's bio in the Goucher anthology, as put forth by the gang at Downtown Lounge:

Rachel would like to know if you have a guest room. Tonight.

Rachel can be reached at "Itinerant Mini Cooper, Maine License Plates, U.S.A."

Rachel went to Yaddo. So there.

Rachel is from Colorado, Washington DC, North Dakota, South Carolina, Texas, Maine, and probably some other places...yeah, she's just that cool.

Rachel knows a lot about guns, and knows where you live.

Rachel has some very awesome friends who enjoy living vicariously through her, because she is the best!