Nota bene for Stephen Colbert: I am, as you requested, givin' it up for Neil DeGrasse Tyson, the astrophysicist who discussed the redefining of planets on the show.
Because, come on -- you gotta figure that your average astrophysicist is not really all that into appearing on a fake-news talk show, much less actually being hilarious while doing so.
In other news, we have a pair of ladybugs who occasionally appear and then disappear from our apartment. One moment they're there, and the next moment -- gone!
It's magic! Good luck!
Or, maybe, gross. I can't decide.