The weather gods of Maine have a sick and twisted sense of humor, which they have chosen to indulge by sending us some rain.
Because, you know, we need more water up here. We were in serious danger of not being overrun by mold and mildew, after all.
And lest you think I'm blowing this out of proportion, just, you know, take a peek into the immediate future. Really! You don't even need a crystal ball -- they've laid it all out for you!
Enjoy your glimpse into the world of foresight. I, on the other hand, am frantically working on a schematic for a matter transporter. I'm getting out of here come hell or...
Well, you know.