I coughed all the phlegm from my lungs into my sinuses.
OK, on some basic level, I understand that the above statement is biologically impossible, but that's truly how I feel.
We watched last night's Gilmore Girls just now, and it contained a scene of what had to be the world's greatest bat mitzvah, complete with Sebastian Bach covering "Hollaback Girl."
Dude. I actually think that, had Sebastian Bach been available in 1992, I'd have sucked it up and done the whole shebang.
Eh. Probably not. But it would have been slightly more appealing. After all, it's not all the time that you get to hear a member of Skid Row exhort the mishpochah to get on the dance floor.
Unfortunately, the intensity of the cold medicine -- most likely in combination with the utter lack of sleep due to coughing from last night -- has rendered me incapable of staying up much longer. At least the TiVo will preserve Lost and Project Runway until I can get to them.
Tim Gunn would probably be fun at a bat mitzvah, too. Just think of the fashion goldmine.