dude, i so much prefer saturn in retrograde

Because apparently, 37 cents buys you three months in USPS transit:

L MALTESE,

Thank you for participating in T-Mobile's rebate program!

Your submission for On Line Care Rebate has met the service requirements.
You should be receiving your request in the mail within the next 2 - 3
weeks.


So to eBay:

Congratulations! You committed to buy the following item:

JOE'S SUNSHINE JEANS NWT Sale price: $49.99 Quantity: 1 Subtotal: US $49.99 Shipping & Handling: Canada Post Expedited Parcel: US $10.00 Canada Post Expedited Parcel - USA: US $14.95

25% of retail? Today, life is good.